you’re flipping through messages on your phone and for some reason only known to the Devil, your phone decides it wants to call a friend. Of course, when this happens you get flustered and whatever you do you can’t get to the right place to cancel the WhatsApp call. Eventually, when you do manage to cancel the call you feel relieved but sods law strikes again. As soon as you touch your phone it does exactly the same thing, not only once but twice, and it gets worse. The friend I called happens to be a Mistress friend of mine and the call just happened to be made when she was busily in session. Yet another occasion to say “Sorry Mistress”. This isn’t good at all.